How To Be The Perfect Mate.

i had a partner that used to ask me to help her pick out the right shoe for the slacks she was wearing..... that morning.

no problem, right?

wrong.

she had 5 or 6 prs of brown loafers. some were dark brown, muddled brown, rich oxblood brown, tan, chestnut, and all 1 inch heel.

which one did i think looked better with her twill khaki slacks?

now, in order to be a loving partner, and to help the relationship grow stronger everyday, you must participate in this insanity by asking your partner to put on each shoe, walk around, pose, and then come back and stand in front of you.

that's all you have to do. you don't even have to pick out the shoe. because your partner pretty much knows which one will work. it's just obsessive compulsive behavior.

be careful, that behavior is learned.