Killing Is Legal In Florida!

Tis true! Florida has passed a new "shoot them first law." I can own a gun, carry a gun in my car, on my person, in my home. If someone as much as looks at me cross eyed, threatens me because I took his parking place at the local market, or cut in front of him in my vehicle.... That person can pull a gun and shoot me in broad daylight, shoot me down, and walk away with the law on his side. The law says, that if he feels his life is in danger, he may shoot with deadly force and get away with it. “People can shoot first and ask questions later.”

So I was thinking.... I could go to downtown Miami, hang out in Little Havana, and if anyone tries to pan me for money, I can shoot him down, saying that I feared for my life. "I felt like I was in eminent danger." Period. And I can walk away, scott free.

If my neighbor doesn't like the fact that my Friday night dinner gathering is going on longer than the 11pm curfew for public noise, my neighbor can come upstairs and shoot me in the head.

If I take a parking space, that someone else was waiting for, that person can get out of his car, and shoot me dead.

If I don't like the fact that someone is talking on a cell phone in a movie theatre, to which I'm sitting..... I can shoot that person dead.

I wonder what it's going to be like, living in the wild, wild west...
I wonder if I should go out and get me a 45.... just in case.
I'm scared to death, that the person that I flip off with my middle finger, for running a stop sign, and nearly hitting me, won't shoot me dead....

It seems so wrong to me, that we can resort to gun toting, killing one another like we were in Iraq or somewhere that killing is a daily occurrence.

Hey..... I live in Shrub country...Gays can't adopt children and give them permanent homes, but we can shoot one another down in the middle of the street!
Is this a great state or what??