Finally!

How long has it been? How long has it been since i've thought about being in a for real coupledom? When was the last time I thought about participating in a relationship where I would have to be accountable for many hours in my day. Accountable for who all I socialized with, and where I spent the most hours. I have to answer many questions right now, as this new interest and I begin to see if we "fit." Isn't that what we're doing? Seeing if we can fit into this person's life? After all, wouldn't it be a shame if you didn't dig deeper into a potential mate's life to see if they are a night owl? when you are a morning glory?

what if this person doesn't eat meat? or fish? and only eats raw food? or snores?
we have to find out if this person fits into our lifestyle.

oh how i hate doing all this. why can't we just sit and talk and get it over with? don't we usually know if we click within minutes of meeting someone new? do we feel electricity? a charge? see something in the eyes? the voice? watch the body language? oh how i hate this part.

How To Be The Perfect Mate.

i had a partner that used to ask me to help her pick out the right shoe for the slacks she was wearing..... that morning.

no problem, right?

wrong.

she had 5 or 6 prs of brown loafers. some were dark brown, muddled brown, rich oxblood brown, tan, chestnut, and all 1 inch heel.

which one did i think looked better with her twill khaki slacks?

now, in order to be a loving partner, and to help the relationship grow stronger everyday, you must participate in this insanity by asking your partner to put on each shoe, walk around, pose, and then come back and stand in front of you.

that's all you have to do. you don't even have to pick out the shoe. because your partner pretty much knows which one will work. it's just obsessive compulsive behavior.

be careful, that behavior is learned.

Female Fitness and Nutrition Scientist: Low carb research in the works

Female Fitness and Nutrition Scientist: Low carb research in the works